picklejuice13

I was GOING TO troll the convention, showing up in a men in black uniform and x-ray specs, but there's like 5 panels on transformation this year. So, I have to show up as picklejuice...

Man goes to doctor. Says he's human. Says humanity seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a human world where what lies ahead is furless and two-legged. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great magician The Intolerable Picklejuice is in town tonight. Go and see him. He will transform you." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Picklejuice."

Life from a dog's point of view:

"With this neutering, humanity welcomes me.

With this neutering, humanity celebrates me.

With this neutering, humanity accepts me."

snip

"The reason I don’t have my students look at their own chromosome in class is because people could learn that their chromosomal sex doesn’t match their physical sex, and 'learning that in the middle of a 10-point assignment' is JUST NOT THE TIME."

https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1207839452619522048

I haven't laughed this hard in a DECADE. Go ahead and read the whole thread, I spoiled you on the best bit.

I'm trying to write some spells.

Wish me luck.